Monday, September 27, 2010

#2 High School

You're probably asking yourself, is that really Goo? Where's the hobo beard? Where's the lack of hair? Why is he with a pretty girl?  Where's the  goo-ness?

No one can be to sure. But from what our resources tell us Travis Wilson was cool in high school. The self-described "life of the party" and all around ladies man, Travis Wilson was truly like Stanley Steamer in High School with the amount of carpet he cleaned.

These days Goo remembers his Glory Days by squeezing into to his old Anderson High School Football jersey and running plays in the mirror. This can be seen between the hours of 12-3 in his room.


Those were the best days of Goo's life.





#1-Grizzly Mint

This is pretty much a no brainer. Though Jon Sanfelippo may argue that it's food, Grizzly mint is without a doubt Travis Wilson's favorite thing. Thus dipping is his favorite pastime. As Sanfelippo also argues there is "always something in his mouth". Whether it be food or of course, dip.  Our Freshman year Goo (who went to a liberal arts school his first year of school) could fill hefty bags full of empty dip cans. Assuming one could fit maybe 150-200 dip cans (maybe more) in a hefty bag. This is obviously well over $400 Goo could have saved in the year that was not only bad for the US economy, but Goo as well.

His apartment may have been cold as hell all the time and he may have waited until well into December to get a heater, Goo never was short on dip and never has been since.