Why Obama is very much hated in the Greek community, Goo has a secret crush on our president and bows to him every night before he goes to bed. I heard he even helped Hillary with Obama campaign by passing out "Hope" buttons around campus.
It is even widely accepted that he ran (and won) his own presidency of Sigma Chi in honor of his man crush, Barack. In doing so, we are now dirt poor as a fraternity, but hey at least we have free fraternal health care!
